the AXE effect!!!!!!!

हांजी की हाल ने????yaaar mai although itnaa welaa hun itneee zadaaa dinooo seee bt still post karnee ka mann nahii kar raha thaaa!!!!!!!!!!bt aaj mai fir bore hooo k sochaa chaloo post hi dee!!!!!!!!any-how?????i got my self an AXE deo (fragrance - pulse (greeen colour walaa yaaaar....ab naaam yaad nahii haii mugheee!!!!!!!!!!!!))jo bhiiii hanjiii toh mubarkaaan jiiii mubarkaan for the new axe deo!!!!!well the can of axe deo coasted me about 110/- Rs only!!!!!!!!!nd yaaa axee deo it works seriouslr wat they show in thier advertisement nahii toh paisee wapis garent-eeee!!!!!well in my case i didnt gt a chance for money back as it reaaly workd n i evn have proof for itt!!!!my picsss says em all!!!!!!!!!lolzzzz

yaaaar welaaa hun kuch toh karrungaa hi naaa!!!!!haha all the pics in this post n ppl are alive n are intenshionalyy placed hee!!!(bt yaa nt to hert any1's emotion ya sentimentss!!!!!they have already been given compensation)haha

the above pictures used wud suerly resemble any livin being nd are nt coincident!!!nd their pics have been put here wid full intenshionss !!!!nd yaa compensations have been given to the rest!!!lol


well ab jaooo bhiii apnaa kaam karoo meraa blog hi padtee rahoo gee kyaa????

and ya chk outt this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kve0bZRHO2E

till thn

tc - ticket colector!!!!

अत्यधिक प्रेम

~~~Dj इण्स्टि३न~~~~

ps : मुज जैसे गरीब और बुखे ARTIST की मदत कीजिये!!!!!(plzz hlp hungry n starvin artits like me!!!)

yaar aaj welaa nahi hum M missin Dr SAHIBA!!!!

yaaaar aaj amiii zada naii likhungaa!!!!cuz aaj maii sentii hun!!!!naaah thtis aint CSGP(cheap sympathy gainin process)!!!!!

well i met her at vasudha's place!!!!!vasuda is soo sweeet so nicew she helpd this hungry n starvin artist by givin me SOOOO YUM maggii to eat!!!!!!!!hmmm bt it was spicy yaar

anyhw kanan aka dr sahiba she got thru SHRISHTI bangluuurrruuuuuuuu(or watevaa the spell is)
sooo aaj she has left!!!!!hope she gets n achives wat evaa she wants in lifee n become a well knwn risin personality!!!!!! miss u kanan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHAPAL ki kahani meri zubanii!!!!(EVOLUTION OF MY CHAPAL!!!)

hanjii ki hal ne???आज भी आप मेरा ब्लॉग पड़ने k liyee a gayee?????anyhw yaaaaaaaaaaar aj toh mai had se zadaa boree nd welaaa ho gaya hun soo will tell yaa 1 gr8 thing nd yaa first congratulate me !!!!!!!!!!!as i have got my self the new PUMA floaters!!!!!!!!!!!!1yeaaaaaah partyyyyyyyyyyy party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!haii जमालोऊ हो तुटक तुटक तुटक तुतियां!!!!!!!!!!!okii chalo apnee ghar jaoo parties ovaaa!!!!!!!

haanjii evolution of chapal!!!!!!!!!

kai zamane pehlee i used to have tht chapal!!!!!!tym changed so did my chapal after tht i got NIKE!!!!!thodaa tym aur badlaa aur maii aur badaa ho gaya nd meraa feet size tooo did incresed n ended up growin upto SIZE 11 !!!!!!!I KNW SIR BADEE SARDARAN DE PAIR BADEE GAWARAN DE!!!!!!bt itnaa badee pair nahi ahi meree!!!!!!any hw AFTAA NIKE i got my self REEBOK!!!!yeahhh!!!!!!!!yeaah!!!!oncee more(i dono wo last walaa yeah kyun thaa bt still i liked it!!!yeaaaaah!!!!!!!lolzzz anyhw REEBOK ki maaar k nw i have got PUMA!!!!!!!!m proud of my self!!!!!so nw u kwn KUNAL CHOPPRA's CHAPAL's theory OF EVOLUTION!!!!!!!

nd nw tym for CHAPAL KI KAHANII MERI ZUBANIII (this is wat my chapals's have to say!!!))

CHAPAL - "yeaaaah kitnaa badaa pair hai yaaaa!!!!!!nd is bandee kaa weight kitnaa zada hai shit!!!!!!!koi nahii seh lungiii !!!duniyaa k boj saha hai iska bhi seh lungiii!!!!!

(nike floaters come's into feet)

NIKE to CHAPAL - hey u old women!!!!tum outaa fashion ho gayii hooo!!!!!nw tym for mee!!!!!yeah m soo comfortable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NIKE to HIMSELF - yaaar ye bandaa pagal ahaii kyaaa sara tym chapal me hii ghoomta rehta haii hain!!!!!!!!!!!utarta hi nahiiii bakwasss zalee insaaan kabhii shoes bhi pehn liyaa kar!!!!!!!!!!!

(REEBOK comes into feet)
NIKE to REEBOK - u fuktard !!!!bloody compitittor,!!!!anyhw chaloo tu aur maii bhai bhen!!!!!!done!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~nike is jelous n insecure too~~~~~~

REEBOK to HERSELF - FUK yaaaaa ye bandaa toh sahii me ajeeeb haii shoes to pehntaa hi nahii bloody bday me bhiii mughee hi pehn k jaa raha haiii!!!!although SHIBANI ne isee khaa bhii ki tu mere bday pe bhi chapal pehn k aa gaya haii,fir bhii nahii sudhraaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!besharam gheeneech(GHEENAUNA + NEECH = GHEENEECH) insaan!!!

(pumes comes home)

CHAPAL,NIKE,REEBOK - बेन्चोद yee kyaa cheez aa gyaii haii!!!ab toh hum sabkii gand marlii jayegii humee yahan se nikaal diya jayegaa!!!!!!!!YEEE PUMA toh SABKII MAAA HAIII




lolzzzzzzzzzz tht was CHAPAL KI KAHANI MERI ZUBANII!!!!!!!!!!


chaloo ab aur koi काम नही है क्या?? meraa blog hi padtee rahoo ge tusii!!!!anyhw shaamiii maii aglaa post marangaa!!!!aur haaan coment vi dyo!!!!!!




till thn

tc - ticket colector!!!!

अत्यधिक प्रेम

~~~Dj इण्स्टि३न~~~~

ps : मुज जैसे गरीब और बुखे ARTIST की मदत कीजिये!!!!!(plzz hlp hungrt n starvin artits like me!!!)

Beard issues - विएर्ड (wierd) issues!!!!!

BEFORE AFTER


BEFORE ABHII(present)

present!!!!!!

charan vandaa ji jo vi मेरे ब्लॉग पड़ रहे हैं !!!!!!!aaj bhii m toooooooo welaa have nthn too doo bt yaa post toh karna hi ahii naa blog pe!!!!!!so thought of sittin online cuz no 1 was intrested to chat wid me as ever1 busy in फसबूक!!!!yaa jo bhiii!!!!!anyhw m gonaa discuss by a preety wierd issue tht is my BEARD!!!!matlb ever1 in this world has issues wid my beard!!!as in if i dnt shave ppl have ises....if i shave completly ppl still have issues....n nw whn m in the middle tht is i have left some hair on my chin ppl have issues!!!!!!!!matlb pareshaniii!!!!!!

isues wid ppl nd their coments!!!!!!!! - -

Ramit सिंगल - "man u look gud,whn u dnt shave as in the tererist group "TABAHI N JIHAADI types"

Abdullah akram ansari - "Man i jus like u!!!anyhw so with or without beard dosnt matter to me!!!!!"

isha चावला - "had haii u luk scaryy mann lik 30 yrss pls remove itt ull luk much btrr" (whn she saw me on ma cam!!!!!wid hair on my chin!!!!)

ANIka CHANDRA - "BAKWAS NA KAR सुट्टा दे ! aur haan isee trim karalee zara si!!!"

बिल्लो - "यू look cute in it,dnt remove it!!!!!!!!plzzzz"

Adhish sharma - "bhaii tusii shaved hi changee lagde hoo!!!"

MISHTHI - " u look scary!!!!!!" --- ye bakwas thaaa personally wat i feel!!

माता ji - "putter inuuu zara naa trim karaa lee ,changii nahii lagdii inii zadaa vii!!!!"

RAghav महरा - "SEXYYYYY fun ayeegaaa!!!!!!!! (he sundenly realises ki my beard zada badi hai)!!!bhaii ye kuch zada badi nahii haii???!!!!!!nd still continues wid सेक्सी भाई !!!!!"

dipankar grover - "salee आतंकवादी लग raha है!!!!!"


अरुशी - "रेमोवे it,waisee its fine bt we nt used to it"

$hibani - "kunal shave kar k aiyoo warnaa panii shakal naa dikhaiyo mughee!!!!""

barber - "sir i guess isee hatwa do aap clean achee lagoge!!!!- salee ko paisee jo kamane hain

well the above information is based on true facts nd are true comments!!!!!!!

thts y m sooo fukin confused!!!!!!!!!kyaa karun ab mai apni beard kaa rakhoo naa rakhooo !!!!!!!! nw u see kitnaa zada welaaa banda ho gaya yaar

anyhw u look at the above walii picss!!!!!!!!!



ND WAISEE BHII MAIII वेला बन्दा हूँ !!!!!!SO JUST HAVE TO WRITE SOMETHIN!!!!!!!!!ND फसबूकिया K भी थक गया हूँ!!!!!!


chaloo ab aur koi काम नही है क्या?? meraa blog hi padtee rahoo ge tusii!!!!anyhw shaamiii maii aglaa post marangaa!!!!aur haaan coment vi dyo!!!!!!




till thn

tc - ticket colector!!!!

अत्यधिक प्रेम

~~~Dj इण्स्टि३न~~~~

ps : मुज जैसे गरीब और बुखे ARTIST की मदत कीजिये!!!!!(plzz hlp hungrt n starvin artits like me!!!)

~~~HARI ॐ ~~~~

हांजी की हल ने !!!!!????WELL YAA THTS PROPBLY WAT I SAY!!!!!WHN I GREAT ANYBODY ,ND AB SALA SABEE COPY KARLIYAA ND EVERY 1 IS LIKE - KI HAL CHAL NE JI!!!!!!BT YAAA EARLIER I USED TO GREET EVERY 1 BY ~~~HARइ ॐ~~~

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ॐ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
ॐ IS THE MOST POWERFULL WORD KNWN TO MAN ABHII TAK!!!!!!!!WHEN EVER U SPEAK THIS WORD U FEEEL THESE SPECIAL +IVE VIBES!!!!!!!!TRY SPEAKIN IT!!!!!!!!!I KNW PPL AT MY AGE DNT EVN CARE BOUT MEDITATING OR DONT BELIVE IN पूजा पाठ BT M 1 PERSON WHO IS GoD FEARING!!!!!!!!!!ANYHW COMIN BAK TO ॐ ONE SHUD MEDITATE SO THT HE /SHE GETS THEIR MIOND SETTELED!!!!!!BY USIN SETTELLD MEANS ONE SHUD KNW WHAT AN INDIVIDUAL WANTS!!!!!!!!!SO JUST CLOSE UR EYES DNT THINK BOUT ANYTHIN ND JUST CHANT DEEP HEARTEDLY ~~~हरी ॐ~~~~I AINT PROMOTIN ANY BABA OR संत BY WRIITN THIS !!!!!ITS JUST THT IT REALLY HELPS YAA ND YA U STAY CALM ND FOCUSSED!!!!UR MIND DOES NT DIVERTS UNLIKE TEENAGERS AT MY AGE!!!!!!



ND WAISEE BHII MAIII वेला बन्दा हूँ !!!!!!SO JUST HAVE TO WRITE SOMETHIN!!!!!!!!!ND फसबूकिया K भी थक गया हूँ!!!!!!


chaloo ab aur koi काम नही है क्या?? meraa blog hi padtee rahoo ge tusii!!!!anyhw shaamiii maii aglaa post marangaa!!!!aur haaan coment vi dyo!!!!!!




till thn

tc - ticket colector!!!!

अत्यधिक प्रेम

~~~Dj इण्स्टि३न~~~~

ps : मुज जैसे गरीब और बुखे ARTIST की मदत कीजिये!!!!!(plzz hlp hungrt n starvin artits like me!!!)

यार वेला हो गया hun

inaa welaaa ho gaya un maiii ajkal ki blogin shurkuuu kar diti haiii maiii अमिताब एंड आमिर की tarah soooo keeeeep waitin for my next post jab bhii maiii karun,अभी तोह मै फसबूकिया रहाआया हूँ




चलो tc - tiket colector!!!!!

अत्यधिक प्रेम!!!!!

~~~Dj इण्स्ति३न~~~